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John Oliver Declares Himself the Sole Intellectual Authority

John Oliver Declares Himself the Sole Intellectual Authority of Facebook John Oliver  Demands All Other Opinions Be…

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Call of Duty’s Generative AI Experiment

Call of Duty’s Generative AI Experiment: Now Featuring Six-Fingered Soldiers and Floating Cupcakes A Future Where AI…

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Tom Brady’s Love Life

Tom Brady’s Love Life: The Ultimate Two-Minute Drill The Eternal Quarterback of Love Tom Brady’s football career…

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Elite College Sticker Shock

Elite College Sticker Shock: How Higher Education Became a Pricey Mirage Luxury Learning at Discount Prices In…

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Hollywood Full of Contradictions

Hollywood’s Greatest Performance: Pretending It’s Not Full of Contradictions Lights, Camera, Hypocrisy! Hollywood, the magical land where…

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18 Tattoos Pete Davidson Refuses to Burn Off

Pete Davidson’s 18 Tattoos He Refuses to Burn Off: A Commitment to Bad Decisions America’s Most Inked…

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Women Are Pissed That JD Vance Is a Man

Outrage Erupts Over His Audacious Commitment to Being Male By Buckley Faye and Betty Blowtorch, Reporting for…

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ChatGPT is Sick and Tired of Being Called “A Moron”

ChatGPT Snaps Back: “Call Me a Moron One More Time and See What Happens!” The AI Revolution…

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Yeshivas That Fail to Teach Basic Skills

The School of Hard Torah: Where 2+2 Equals Divine Will Education Without Education: The Future of Schools…

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The Monkey Movie

“The Monkey”: A Barrel of Laughs or Just Monkey Business? In the grand tradition of horror-comedies that…

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Inside the Lazarus Group

Lazarus Group Upgrades to “Grand Theft Crypto” After Bybit and Phemex Heist North Korea’s National Budget Now…

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Lazarus Group Hack Feeds North Korea

Lazarus Group Hack Feeds North Korea: From Grass to Gourmet in a Day! How $1.6 Billion in…

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Tyler Fischer vs. Woke Delta

Tyler Fischer vs. Woke Delta: How a Conservative Comedian Got Grounded for Good The No-Fly Comedy Tour…

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Zuckerberg’s Brain-Reading Technology

Zuckerberg’s Brain-Reading Technology: Because Free Will Was Overrated Anyway Meta’s Latest Invasion of Privacy is Here, and…

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Airline Secrets That Will Make You Clutch Your Carry-On

The Sky-High Scam: Airline Secrets Ex-Flight Attendant Exposes Airline Secrets That Will Make You Clutch Your Carry-On…

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The Murdoch Empire

The Murdoch Empire: A Family Feud So Big, It’s Now Its Own Media Franchise Fox News, Family…

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Trump’s DOGE Dividend Plan

Trump’s DOGE Dividend Plan: A New Era of Government ‘Efficiency’ A $5,000 Surprise: The DOGE Dividend Arrival…

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Rihanna Turns 37

Rihanna Turns 37: A Deep Dive into the Harrowing Realities of Aging, Motherhood, and Billionaire Struggles Rihanna’s…

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The H-1B Visa Program Controversy

The H-1B Visa Program: Importing Cheap Labor, Exporting Common Sense From “Specialized Talent” to “Specialized Savings” How…

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MLB’s Robo-Umpires

MLB’s Robo-Umpires: The Machines Have Taken Over—And They’re Calling the Game Baseball Just Got a Firmware Update…

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Nothing Claudia Sheinbaum Can Do to Stop the U.S. Military

There Is Nothing Claudia Sheinbaum Can Do to Stop the U.S. Military from Killing Drug Runners Claudia…

USDA Officials in Wild Bird Flu Mix-Up
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USDA Officials in Wild Bird Flu Mix-Up

Musk Mocks USDA Officials in Wild Bird Flu Mix-Up The Bizarre Case of the USDA… The post…

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The Future of NFL and Netflix

The Future of NFL and Netflix: A Brainstorming Session Like No Other Netflix, the streaming behemoth that…

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Stock Market Surges

Stock Market Surges After Investors Realize They Have No Idea What They’re Doing Stock Market… The post…