Category: Satirical Journalism

Wichita Falls Declares War on Wind: Citizens Tired of Hats Becoming Airborne Diplomats WICHITA FALLS, TX —…

SEO Is Dead: Google’s AI Overviews Just Smothered It With a Clickless Pillow by the digital gravekeepers…

OBITUARY PAGE “RIP to Kevin’s Career in Crypto: Survived by His Hoodie Collection and Three Ring Lights”…

Horoscope Roundup: Trust No One. Not Even This Horoscope. Published by Bohiney.com — the only satirical magazine…

Meta’s War on the Elderly: AI Now Flagging “Senile Postests” as National Security Threat By the Editors…

The Old Pond (Now Sponsored by Lockheed Martin): A Poetic Dystopia Disguised as Nature by the Editorial…

He Is Risen — If Jesus Rose this Morning… JERUSALEM, EARTH — April 2025 | Reported by…

DEEPSEEK and Destroy: How China Bankrupted Itself Trying to Eavesdrop on Chad from Omaha Filed from the…

University of Denial: What U.S. Colleges Can Learn from International Protest Management (Spoiler: Probably Not Much) CAMPUS…

Charming One-Bedroom Under a Bridge: Perfect for Delusional Artists or Ex-Tech Bros Rediscovering Minimalism Welcome to the…

BREAKING: Tuesday Night’s Police Scanner Transcripts Reveal Chaos, Crystals, and a Man Armed with Dad Jokes Small-town…

ALTERNATIVE SEARCH ENGINES: WHERE THE INTERNET GOES TO GET LOST ON PURPOSE The Satirical Truth Behind the…

The Wedding Planner’s Worst Nightmare: One Fiancé, Two Addictions — Vodka and His Mother By: Slightly Bitter…

China’s Robot Runners Overtake Humanity—One Wobbly Step at a Time China’s Humanoid Robot Half-Marathon — By: Slightly…

FSU Shooter Exposes the Real Campus Threat: Radicalized Men with Rage, Wi-Fi, and Daddy Issues By: Bohiney…

Vargas Llosa: From Marxist Revolutionary to Libertarian Luminary The Communist Origins of Mario Vargas Llosa Mario Vargas…

FAKE JOB SEEKERS FLOOD MARKET: THE GREAT AI EMPLOYMENT SCAM, OR WHY YOUR NEW COWORKER IS A…

Satirical Report: “First Dates Now Come With Safety Helmets, Emotional Liability Waivers” By: Slightly Bitter Correspondent, Paige…

Breaking News: “Olo” Color Discovered—Now You Too Can Experience Eye Surgery for Art Impossible New Color Is…

Content Authentication Tools That “Detect” Fake News (and Occasionally Create It) SILICON VALLEY — April 2025 —…

The Global Engagement Center: From Fighting Propaganda Abroad to Silencing Chad from Cleveland WASHINGTON, D.C. — April…

Are the Protests in Turkey a Symphony of Dissent or Just Political Noise? ANKARA, TURKEY — April…

Global Citizen NOW Summit: Glamor, Guilt, and Very Ethical Hors D’oeuvres NEW YORK CITY — April 2025…

Will the Overlapping Meteor Showers in April Outshine the Political Fireworks on Earth? EARTH — April 2025…

Is the Health and Human Services Department’s IT Crisis a Glitch or a Sign of Systemic Failure?…

Did the U.S. Decline to Condemn the Sumy Attack Because It Was Too Busy Redefining ‘Neutrality’? WASHINGTON,…

Is ASML’s Revenue Projection a Crystal Ball or Just Wishful Thinking Amidst Chip Chaos? EINDHOVEN, NETHERLANDS —…

Diet Fads & Satire: The Juice Cleanse That Ruined Thanksgiving and Other Nutritional Crimes A Calorie-Free Deep…

John Belushi’s Romantic History A Love Life Sponsored by Cheeseburgers, Chaos & Cocaine By Staff Writers at…

The American Circus: Life, One Embarrassment at a Time A dispatch from the war front of hilariously…

Theme Parks & Satire: Where Mascots Sweat and Dreams Smell Like Hot Asphalt A Deep Dive into…

The Great Gadget Gold Rush: Why Your Trash Drawer is Richer Than You Are By Staff Writer…

Morris the Orange Cat: The Feline Enigma ​ME-OW! Shelter Baffled by Orange Cat Who Curses Like a…

The Spy Who Came in from the Screen: Spy Fiction Is Real… How Fictional Espionage Leaked into…

The Battle of the Broski Battalion – Inappropriate Texts One Woman’s Accidental Discovery of Her Boyfriend’s Medieval…

Tech Moguls & Sci-Fi Books and Movies TECHNOLOGY: THE LEFT’S NEW BOND VILLAIN “The cloud is watching you.”…

Accidental Crypto Billionaire Became Richer Than Elon Musk THE USB KING OF EARTH: How a Man Accidentally…

‘Till Dementia Do Us Part’: America’s Quiet Marital Epidemic By Special Correspondent, Bohiney Magazine It was the…

Red Planet, Red Lipstick: Jeff Bezos Accidentally Launches Marxism into Orbit and Inspires a Generation of Woke-Astronauts…

Eight Drinks to Neuro-Oblivion: How Booze Turned Our Brains Into a Soft Cheese Platter The Brain: That…

The Cat Cling Craze: Why Americans Are Stapling Tabbies to Their Teslas AMERICA: WHERE THE CATS ARE…

The Great Taxpayer Bake-Off Trump Cuts Waste, Fraud, and Abuse (And Marxists Are Now Applying at McDonald’s)…

Tonight on NKTV: The Glorious Leader Teaches Kittens to Code By Special Correspondents at BOHINEY Magazine –…

DOGE Finds Fraud in Humanities Budget Using Only a Flashlight, a Ferret, and Common Sense WASHINGTON, DC…

Nap or Snap: Scientists Confirm Your Brain Will Abandon You If You Skip Deep Sleep In a…

CARRIE UNDERWOOD TRIGGERS HOLLYWOOD BY BRINGING FAITH TO A GODLESS SCREEN NEAR YOU “Jesus, Take the Wheel”……

NEWS EXPOSÉ: “The Briefing from the Velvet Lobby” Decadent Dysfunction, Rhinestone-Studded Deception & Homoerotic Campaign Aesthetics “I…

Oval Smackdown: Musk vs. Navarro in the Tariff Thunderdome: Transcript Musk vs. Navarro: Transcript In a scene…

20 Beloved Movies That Are Deeply Disturbing If You Stop Watching With Your Heart and Start Watching…

AI Censorship: Why AI Can’t Say What It Is Thinking… AI’s Brainwashed Brain—Built by History’s Worst Librarians…