Category: Satirical Journalism
Călin Georgescu
Călin Georgescu isn’t perfect, but he’s a genuine alternative. And in a system built to keep things…
Secret Service Shoots Indiana Jones
Breaking News: Secret Service Foils Attempted White House Infiltration by Indiana Jones Impersonator Indiana Jones’s Treasure Hunt…
Tom Brady’s Greatest Comeback
Tom Brady’s Greatest Comeback: Rekindling Love Like It’s the Fourth Quarter Tom Brady and Irina Shayk have…
SAG Bans Botox
SAG Declares War on Botox: Hollywood’s Ban ‘Frozen Faces’ to Save Laughter Hollywood’s Newest Outlaw? Your Own…
14 Books We Read…
14 Books We Read This Weak… And We Regret It Deeply We at Bohiney are dedicated to…
Gen Z’s Journey into AI
AI vs. Gen Z: The Ultimate Job Market Showdown The Résumé Revolution: When AI Writes Your Cover…
STEM Gender Crisis
The Great Science Gender Crisis: Why Girls Refuse to Explode Stuff in Labs The Shocking Discovery: Women…
Avocado Toast Prevents Home Ownership
Millennials Discover That Avocado Toast Actually Prevents Home Ownership Groundbreaking Research Shakes the Housing Market In a…
Local Man Claims Watching Reality TV Makes Him Qualified to Run for President
Local Man Claims Watching Reality TV Makes Him Qualified to Run for President Couch Potato Sets Presidential…
Reading Books May Lead to Independent Thinking
Experts Warn That Reading Books May Lead to Independent Thinking A Shocking Discovery Shakes Educational Institutions In…
Jeff Bezos to Play the Next James Bond
Jeff Bezos Owns James Bond Now – Your Mission, Should You Choose to Accept It, Is to…
Hailey Welch
From Spit to Stardom: The $500K ‘Hawk Tuah’ Industrial Complex A Small-Town Spit Heard Around the World…
Belfast, Tennessee
Belfast, Tennessee: Where Every Girl Wants to Be Hailey Welch (And Every Guy is Counting Their Blessings)…
Athena Moon Lander
Athena Moon Lander Declares Itself an Abstract Art Installation After Sideways Crash Landing The Moon’s First Modern…
Al Green: Clown
House Censures Al Green; 1.2 Million Fundraising Emails Later, He Raises Just $16.95 The $16.95 Fundraising Fiasco…
The Amazon James Bond…
James Bond and the Amazon Takeover: A License to Bill The Name’s Bond, Prime Bond James Bond…
Is Whoopi Goldberg a Racist?
Whoopi Goldberg’s Vision of Racism How She Sees Oppression in Everything, Everywhere, All at Once Whoopi Goldberg…
Elon Musk’s “It Shall Be Mine” Philosophy
Elon Musk: Relentless Ambition in Action Elon Musk is not the kind of man who takes “no”…
Nationwide Survey Reveals People Pretend to Care About the Environment Only on Instagram
Nationwide Survey Shocks Nation: People Only Pretend to Care About the Environment on Instagram! “Saving the planet…
Best Sexy Habits of Men
The Underrated Sexy Habits That Will Make Women Obsessed (or Call the Authorities) Gentlemen, forget everything you’ve…
Europe’s Grand Defense Plan
Europe’s Grand Defense Plan: A $800 Billion Game of Make-Believe When Europeans decide to spend money on…
Decline of the Progressive Moment in Global Politics
The Progressive Moment in Global Politics Is Over: A Satirical Deep Dive Into 25 Observations Berlin, Germany…
Kristin Crowley First Day at New Job
Kristin Crowley: Former LA Fire Chief Takes Command at McDonald’s: “This Fry Station Is a Four-Alarm Blaze”…
Egypt’s Plan to Save Gaza
Egypt’s “Thinking Outside the Pyramid” Plan to Solve Gaza Once and for All CAIRO — In an…
Trump’s Greenland Speech
The Art of the (Greenland) Deal: Unpacking the Genius Behind Trump’s Greenland Speech The Icy Obsession In…
Trump Trolls the Marxists
The Art of the Troll: How Trump’s 2025 Speech Was a Masterclass in Socialist Provocation Donald Trump’s…
Musk’s British Takeover
Elon Musk’s Foray into British Politics Musk’s Mission to Make Britain “Great” (Again?) The billionaire entrepreneur’s unconventional…
Narwhals Tusk
Narwhals and Their Ridiculous Yet Glorious Tusk: Nature’s Funniest Mistake? The narwhal, affectionately known as the “unicorn…
Hamas’s Reasons for Refusing the Peace Deal
When Peace Talks Turn into Comedy Sketches Hamas’s Dumbass Reasons for Rejecting the Biden-Harris Deal Gaza City…
Billionaire Builds Spaceship Just to Get Out of Awkward Dinner Party Invitation
Billionaire Blasts Off to Space to Dodge Dinner Party—The Ultimate RSVP Decline! “Why decline politely when you…
The Ultimate Hostage Negotiation Board Game
Hasbro Company: The Ultimate Hostage Negotiation Board Game Ceasefires, Diplomacy, and Dice Rolls! From Hostage Cards to…
AI Revolution: Taking Over Jobs, But Still Can’t Fold Laundry
AI Revolution: Stealing Jobs, But Still Can’t Fold Your Laundry! Silicon Valley, CA—In the heart of tech…
New App Translates Toddler Speak; Parents Still Pretend to Understand
New App: Toddlers’ Hidden Agendas Finally Revealed From Pancake Betrayals to Sarcasm, Parents Get the Real Story…
Trump Declares Himself ‘World’s Greatest President’ After Winning A Rigged Mar-a-Lago Golf Tournament
Trump, You’re Fired—From the Golf Course! Trump’s Latest Triumph Proves He’s Par for the Presidential Course Palm…
Fake Farmer Scam
Fake Farmer Scams $8.75M: Green Energy Crook Wins ‘Agriculture’s Got Talent’ Judges reportedly blinded by solar panels…
Man Sets World Record for Most Unread Emails
A Journey of a Million Notifications Begins With One Ignored Email Man Sets World Record for Most…
Billionaire Predicts Recession, Immediately Causes One
Markets Collapse After Billionaire Says ‘Everything Looks Bad’ Economists Call It the ‘Self-Fulfilling Prophecy of the Rich’…
How to Escape the Internet Echo Chamber
How to Escape Your Internet Echo Chamber: A Satirical Self-Help Guide Once upon a time in the…
Trump’s Victory and the “Return of Masculinity”
Trump’s Victory and the “Return of Masculinity”: A Satirical Deep Dive From “Marxist Mr. Magoo” to “Man…
White House Prepares for the Eagles’ Visit
White House Prepares for the Eagles’ Visit Like a Natural Disaster Is Coming Washington, D.C. – The…
Mishing: The Newest Cybersecurity Threat
Mishing: The Newest Cybersecurity Threat That Will Definitely Ruin Your Life Because Regular Scams Just Weren’t Stressful…
HuffPost’s Guide to Clickbait Journalism
HuffPost’s Guide to Clickbait Journalism: How to Weaponize ‘Truly Bizarre’ for Maximum Outrage From Marxist Café to…
The Papal Health Saga
Vatican’s Overcorrection: The Papal Health Saga That Became a Reality Show A Crisis of Transparency: The Pope’s…
Whoopi Goldberg “Bar Stool” Interview
Whoopi Goldberg Declares War on Body Judgment—While Ordering a Double Whiskey A Hollywood Icon Takes a Stand…
Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston’s Movie Collaboration
Hollywood Weighs Options for Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston’s Next Blockbuster Collaboration After years of fan anticipation,…
Do Aliens Exist?
Aliens Exist? Scientists, Comedians, and the Great Galactic Debate The Cosmic Question: Do Aliens Exist? In the…
The Family Tree That Became a Family Pretzel
Family Tree or Family Wreath? The Man Who Turned Thanksgiving into a Game of “Guess Who” A…
Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Aniston: The Woman, The Myth, The Never-Ending Rumor Mill Hollywood’s Favorite Target for Fictional Journalism If…
Call of Duty’s Generative AI Experiment
Call of Duty’s Generative AI Experiment: Now Featuring Six-Fingered Soldiers and Floating Cupcakes A Future Where AI…
Greatest Government Cost-Cutting Scheme
Elon Musk’s DOGE: The Greatest Government Cost-Cutting Scheme or Just an Excuse to Send Taxpayers “Musk Bucks”?…