Category: Satirical Journalism
Elon Musk and Ashley St. Clair
The Billionaire’s Gambit: Musk & St. Clair’s Power Play Turns Parental A Romance Fueled by Rockets, Rivalry, and…
The Surprising Comedy of Vegetable Farming
A Field of Laughs Vegetable farming — it sounds wholesome, idyllic, and full of fresh produce and hard-earned rewards. But…
Scientists Develop AI That Can Write Better Excuses for Missing Work
From ‘My Dog Ate My Homework’ to AI-Generated Heroic Tales: The Evolution of Work Excuses How Artificial Intelligence…
WHO Chief’s Yemen Adventure: “‘Silent Night’? Not in Yemen, Apparently”
The WHO’s New Slogan: ‘Health for All, Even If Bombs Are Dropping’” By Shell Shockington | Crisis Central…
Iranian Dirty Bomb or Worse
Mystery Drones Over New Jersey Spark Iranian Dirty Bomb Fears Experts Narrow Possibilities to Iranian Dirty Bomb Scenarios…
Luigi Mangione: The Marxist Maverick Who Targeted Titans
Luigi Mangione: The Marxist Engineer’s Descent into Radicalism Luigi Mangione, a once-promising computer engineering graduate from the…
Politics of Dancing
Schumer Promises a “Dancing” Return of the Democratic Party: The Solution to Everything is the Hustle The…
Greenpeace Not So Peaceful
Greenpeace Not So Peaceful: How a $660M Fine and Flaming Teslas Set the World Ablaze By the…
Tech Bro Suggests Banning Innovation
Tech Bro Suggests Banning Innovation So America Can Dominate the Rubble Economy “Why Build the Future When…
Marxist Uprising Engulfs Chuck Schumer’s Home
Marxist Uprising Engulfs Chuck Schumer’s Home: “Not Communist Enough,” They Chant Is Schumer Safe? Police Overwhelmed as…
Bureaucrat Deletes Black Hero Page
The Great DEI Vanishing Act: Bureaucrat Deletes Black Hero Page to Make Trump Look Racist A Masterclass…
You’re Probably an Alien
If You’ve Read These 7 Books, You’re Probably an Alien: A Satirical Exploration In a world where…
Running After Mammoths
The Greatest Technological Development in Human History: The Day We Stopped Running and Started Planting Running After…
Tesla’s Resale Values
Dumb Socialist in for a Shock: The Hilarious Misadventures of Tesla’s Resale Values In the land of…
The Forgotten Farmer Who Inspired Obama
Unearthed Notebooks Reveal Forgotten Farmer Who Inspired Obama, Revolutionized Barnyard Rhetoric The farmer’s notebooks included an early…
Tiger Woods Scandal
Tiger Woods Scandal – “Golfer Masters Infidelity: Hole-in-One Marriage Collapse” Tiger’s swing on the golf course was…
Origins of “Russiagate” Discovered
Russiagate: The Mysterious Case of George Morose How a Gmail Prophecy Foretold the Battle Against Trump’s ‘People…
Marxists Are Not Handling Trump Wins Well
Marxists Are Not Handling Trump Wins Well, and It’s Hilarious The scene is always the same. A…
Nicolette Dellanno’s Bachelorette Party
Nicolette Dellanno (Zach Wilson’s Fiancée): Bachelorette Party Becomes International Incident—Mexico Declares State of “Fiesta Emergency” Nicolette Dellanno’s…
O Cinema Propaganda
O Cinema: Miami’s Premier Non-Profit, Foreign Agent, and Purveyor of Propaganda In a city renowned for its…
The 2008 Financial Crisis
The 2008 Financial Crisis — Wall Street: Bet Big, Lose Bigger, Get Paid Anyway Wall Street: Bet Big,…
Incredible Disappearing Weapons Trick Baffles World
Incredible Disappearing Weapons Trick Baffles World, Invokes 20-Year Hide-and-Seek Championship Iraq War and WMDs In 2003, the…
Congresswoman Kay Granger
The Great Congressional Vanishing Act: Who Misses One When They All Have Dementia? The Disappearance No One…
CAGE FIGHT: Marcos vs. Duterte
The Ultimate Showdown: Marcos vs. Duterte in the Political Cage Match of the Century The Tale of…
Adam Schiff’s Tesla
Adam Schiff’s Tesla: The Self-Driving Political Machine That Runs on Indictments and Renewable Outrage A Green New…
The Spy Who Emailed Me, on Google!!!
The Many Emails of Joe Biden: A Masterclass in Digital Diplomacy and Family Newsletters An Exclusive Look…
Chuck Schumer’s Master Plan
Chuck Schumer’s Master Plan: SHUT IT DOWN!!! Accidentally Giving Libertarians Everything They Ever Wanted Ah yes, Chuck…
Perpetual Government Shutdown
The Perpetual Government Shutdown: A Exploration of a Nation Running on ‘Essential’ Services Alone Abstract: This piece…
Common SEO Mistakes
Are you sabotaging your SEO efforts? Avoid these blunders – from blaming algorithms to misusing canonical tags…
Age Verification Laws & the Skincare Market
The Wrinkle-Free Dystopia: How Age Verification Laws Are Crushing the Skincare Black Market The War on Moisturization…
YouTube TV “Discriminates” Against Satire-Based Programming
FCC Chairman Sends Letter to Google CEO Over Network’s Complaint That YouTube TV “Discriminates” Against Satire-Based Programming…
PETA’s Monkey Lawsuit
PETA’s Monkey Lawsuit: The First Amendment Goes Bananas A Conversation So Important, Even the Monkeys Can’t Be…
Historical Journals and Their Writers
Background on the Journals and Their Writers Throughout history, personal diaries and journals have provided invaluable glimpses…
King Charles’ Private Diary
King Charles’ Private Diary Leaked: 74 Years of Royal Whining, Woes, and Wistfulness “The Crown Is Heavy”…
Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg FIRED!
Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg: The Marxist Maestros of Daytime TV Face the Firing Squad In a…
Writers on the Brink of Obsolescence
AI, The Next Literary Genius? Humanity’s Writers on the Brink of Obsolescence A Machine Walks into a…
How Confused is Netflix?
Netflix’s ‘One Hundred Years of Solitude’: America Finally Notices Magical Realism (After Running Out of Superhero Franchises)…
Elon Musk’s Worst Day Ever
Elon Musk’s Worst Day Ever: A Stock Crash, a Cyberattack, and a Memoir Written in Meme Format…
Government Shutdown 2025
Government Shutdown 2025: America’s Favorite New Reality Show Episode 1: “Survivor: Washington, D.C.” Welcome back to America’s…
America’s ‘Soup Kitchen’ Status Suspended
America’s ‘Soup Kitchen’ Status Suspended by the United Nations A Tragic Blow to Global Begging Rights NEW…
Media “Cheerleading” the Recession
Legacy Media’s 2025 Recession Ragger: The Party Where Only America Suffers Welcome to the Recession Party! If…
How can something be “NGO” if the government is paying?
Welcome to the DC Clown Show: Musk and DOGE Take the Stage The Great Musk-DOGE-NGO Discovery In…
Tariffs Are Just a Tool
Tariffs Are Just a Tool: Like a Hammer, a Wrecking Ball, or a Flamethrower WASHINGTON, D.C. —…
Bienvenue to France
Bienvenue to France: An American’s Guide to Being Perpetually Confused “I moved to France for a better…
OpenAI’s Chain-of-Thought Monitoring
OpenAI’s Chain-of-Thought Monitoring: AI Now Overthinks Just Like You! The Brave New World of AI Overthinking For…
Government Subsidies and Junk Food Culture
The Great American Diet: How Your Tax Dollars Keep You Fat, Sick, and Wondering If Cheese Counts…
EU’s Empty Pockets Killed 100,000
The Great European Freeloader Fiasco: How the EU’s Empty Pockets Are Leading to Global Catastrophe By Ima…
State Department Officials Ended Up Working at McDonald’s
From Diplomacy to Drive-Thru: How 15 Top State Department Officials Ended Up Running a McDonald’s in DC…
The Perpetual War Machine
The Perpetual War Machine: Why Peace Is Bad for Business WASHINGTON, D.C. – In what can only…
Călin Georgescu
Călin Georgescu isn’t perfect, but he’s a genuine alternative. And in a system built to keep things…